At Least She's Honest...

Ana, bedtime!

Mom, can I have a drink of milk, and a drink of water, and a drink of orange juice?

You get your water, I'll get you juice. If you drink all of that, you can have milk.

But why do I want so many drinks?

I think it's either because you are really thirsty or because you're stalling.

It's because I'm stalling.

Well, at least you're honest, Kid.

Yeah.