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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Another for the list of pregnant person identifiers...

You might be pregnant if you find yourself a part of the following conversation:

Scott: What's that bag of food next to you?

Me: Corn.

Scott: What are you doing with it?

Me: I ate it.

Scott: You ate it? As in ate the whole thing?

Me: (wailing tone of voice) I ate the whole thi-ng! I can't believe I ate the whole thi-ng!

Scott: What was in there?

Me: 8 halves of foil wrapped corn.

Scott: Holy crap. I'm getting the camera.

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