You might be pregnant if you find yourself a part of the following conversation:
Scott: What's that bag of food next to you?
Me: Corn.
Scott: What are you doing with it?
Me: I ate it.
Scott: You ate it? As in ate the whole thing?
Me: (wailing tone of voice) I ate the whole thi-ng! I can't believe I ate the whole thi-ng!
Scott: What was in there?
Me: 8 halves of foil wrapped corn.
Scott: Holy crap. I'm getting the camera.
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