Can I Get A Side of Drama With That, Please?

(tone of shock and betrayal tinged with whine) Mommy! You didn't give me a big hamburger like you and Daddy. You usually give me a big hamburger. Why didn't you? This is the worst hamburger in the whole town.

I know my cooking is not always up to par, but really? The worst hamburger in all of Austin? A new cooking low...