The Unamazing Race

Ana and I will not be entering as contestants on The Amazing Race anytime soon. Not unless they have a prize for "Worst Team" or "Those Who Come in Last".

Some of you who read a post earlier in the month will remember that when Ana is nervous, she talks a big game - "I'll kick you in the eye" - to make herself feel better. Imagine, if you will, how much she might up her game if you take her on a trip to Phoenix to see lots and lots of people that she doesn't know.

Perhaps we might win if they gave an award to "The Person Able to Make the Most Threats to Others in Less Than a Minute". We own that category.