Signs of Aging

"Shhhh, Cooper. Mama's resting her eyes, just like in Church."

1. Your parents keep your child for the night and you are in bed by 10:20...reading.

2. You can't think of the names of things like you used to:

Me: What's the name of those shirts that they wear in Hawaii?
Scott: Uhh...Hawaiian shirts???

3. You can no longer pretend that those are "blond" hairs - there are too many clumped together to get away with that one.

4. You can't even stomach the idea of P5X, much less P90X.

5. You can no longer remember lyrics to your own music, but instead wake up in the morning singing: Feed the birds, tuppence a bag, tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag (Mary Poppins)

6. You tell your daugher things like: I AM pretending! I'm pretending like I'm sleeping here on the floor while you talk to your dolly.