Like Red to A Bull

Red is to a bull like ____ is to a pregnant person. (Choose one of the following)


a. You are glowing. Your hair is lustrous and thick. You look amazing.

b. I think it is so cool that you can out eat me now.

OR

c. I am going to pretend that I didn't hear you say that and I will go ahead and chalk it up to you being pregnant.

Should you choose erroneously, and I think we all know which choice that is, then you will have to pretend even harder that you don't hear what might follow.