4 Year Old Theology

I love that my child is thinking about God, but dang her questions can get hard! Here is a list from ONE day:

1. Mommy, how did God make rocks?
2. Mommy, how did God make baby bottles?
3. Mommy, why does God let armadillos get squished?
4. Mommy, what does God think about mean people?
5. Mommy, what would God say if someone was mean to me?
6. Mommy, what does God think when Coopy eats the food off of the table?
7. Mommy, what does God say to the people in Heaven?
8. Mommy, what does God say about my bum hurting?

It's a bit hard to interpret God's thoughts on hurting bums. After all of that, Mommy needed a nap!