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Monday, May 9, 2011

More Things I Never Thought I'd Say...

1. Ana! Take that straw out of your nose! Did you need a tissue? Your straw is for drinking, not for digging!

2. Oh, Honey, I'm sorry your poop hurts and won't come out. Come here, let Mommy rub your biscuits, that might help. That's because you're not eating enough vegetables; we'll have to give you more (always room for a lesson).

I ask you, who have I become???

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