You Might Be Pregnant If...

A guy comes to your door and says that he sells all natural, hormone and antibiotic, grass fed beef and just delivered a case to your neighbor and instead of saying, "Not Interested," you say, "You had me at Hello."

You then proceed to buy a case of beef - because you can get a better deal, but also because the sight of all that meat fills you with a great sense of satisfaction. You then wax poetic about how you are going to put lots of mustard and pickles on your hamburgers.

When the sales guy offers to show you the boxes of seafood or chicken, you stop him and tell him, "No, beef. Only beef."

He then carries your 6 boxes of steaks and hamburgers to the garage freezer, which now will not hold one item more.

You only realize that you might be slightly odd when you call your husband to tell him of your great purchase and he, the meat eater of all meat eaters, asks how you and he are possibly going to eat all of that meat in one year and what were you thinking?

If this happens to you, you might be pregnant. Not saying it happened to me, just saying if it happens to you...