2 Ply

We have a rule in our family. It goes something like this:

Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper until it puddles on the floor. Even if you find it funny. Even if you find it very funny. Thou just shalt not do it.

Why then, Ana, did you unroll all of the toilet paper onto the floor? Why did you try to sneak out of the bathroom and close the door behind you, with a suspicious look on your face, attracting my attention?

It's okay, Mommy. I didn't break the toilet paper. I just took it apart (separated the plys) so that we can all have more. I was helping you! That was nice of me!

Yet again she has managed to find a loophole.