Dog Spinach

Ana, what are you doing with Cooper?

I'm teaching him Spinach (Spanish). I'm the teacher.

What are you teaching him to say?

The A, B, C and how to say Will you marry me to Mia (our neighbor dog).

I hadn't realized that the curriculum had changed since I was in school. Here I was thinking that the next thing you learned to say was 'D', not Will you marry me? Perhaps it's just because I'm not a dog. No smarty comments, Daddy.