You Know You Are Out Of Shape When...

You hold the TV remote out as you scroll through the 1500s and 1600s and your shoulder starts aching before you even reach the end of the 1500s.

You try to wheel yourself to the bathroom at Babies r Us while your friend, who was originally pushing you in the wheelchair, loads your stuff up in the car, and you think that you aren't going to make it because your arms are about to fall off of your body.

You sit down by reaching an optimal hover point and then you just freefall onto whatever seat you were going for - couch, edge of bed, toilet even.


Do they make a P90X for pregnant people? Make that a P3X. That's about all I could get through methinks.