Stand Up Comedian

My girl is funny. Most of the time she's downright hilarious. The rest of the time, not so much.

Take bedtime, for example. That is when she launches into her stalling routine. Her comedic timing gets sloppy and she resorts to being the Eddie Murphy of the toddler world.

And then he did a poopie! And it was a big poopie! And he was a poopie head! And his head was stinky! Because it had poopie on it!

Real highbrow humor at our house after 7:30, let me tell you.