As part of her speech homework, Ana was given a sheet of paper that had a picnic basket and a picnic blanket already drawn on it. Her job was to think of things that a person might bring on a picnic, then draw them in herself, or have my help to draw them. All went well as we drew sandwiches, oranges, a bag of chips, plates, forks, and napkins. Then she said she wanted to bring Baby Jesus to the picnic. A little out there, but sweet, so I said okay. I drew a circle for his head, gave him a body and a diaper, and then asked her to draw on the face. Which she did.
She then proceeded to give him a big orange "penis". I know the guy is super human, but this is stretching it, even for someone with Heavenly backing. I suppose Joseph would be proud...
Needless to say, we are not turning this paper back in!
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And boobies. Baby Jesus had baby boobies.
(I wrote that and wondered if Jesus would think I was being blasphemous. But, then I thought, I could just go, "Ana started it." Hehe.)
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