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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

What I Learned In Preschool

So, yesterday was the day that I went to Ana's new preschool with her. She did fantastically well, but I did end up having to stay the whole time with her. It was actually more informative than a drag because it is amazing what you can learn at preschool. Such as:

1. Most of the children's parents sleep without a shirt on, but one little boy's Daddy sleeps "in his buck naked".

2. What one child has done, they all seem to have done. For example, they all just went to Mexico over Christmas. Ana included. Funny, I didn't notice she had gone, but stranger things have happened.

3. Ana's lunch was woefully lacking in comparison to the best in the class - pork tenderloin, homemade mozzarella balls, grape tomatoes, and homemade pita. Uhhh.... tuna fish and a fruit strip?

4. Play imitates real life. Ana and a little boy decided to play house out on the playground. They drug two chairs into the little pretend house and sat facing the corner of the house. What are you guys doing?

We're watching TV.

What else? Let's go outside and... watch TV...

Later I passed by the house and they were sitting facing opposite corners. What's up, Guys?

He started watching Power Rangers, so I turned on princesses.

Yes. Quite.

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