Bless You

This is how sad I am. Other people find money in their pockets, I find tissues. That's not the sad part so much as the fact that I get just about as excited at finding a tissue as other people do when finding money.

Driving in the car today, I stuck my hand in my jacket pocket to look for my phone.

Oh! A tissue! I didn't know I had that! We're going to need that!

You might get similarly excited if your child never met a surface that she didn't wipe some nose present on. I will take clean pants, a clean car seat, or a clean rug over $20 any day. Now that's just sad.