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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Notes From The Hospital...

1. If you think you are in labor and are scrambling to run out the door, check that what you thought was Chapstick that you threw into your bag is in fact Chapstick. If you are like me, you might discover that you brought a glue stick. I'm sure Scott would give a thumbs up to its use during football games, but it is not effective for softening the lips while on bedrest.

2. If your dinner choice is beef tacos or seafood plate, the obvious choice is beef tacos. In my opinion, ordering the seafood plate is just asking to be sent to the hospital, which is counter-productive as you are already there.

3. If you ask your husband to bring you some big t-shirts and shorts to wear while in bed, you might want to be a little more specific about the shorts thing. If you are like me, you will end up with 5 pairs of men's boxers. Very comfortable at home and generous of said husband to share, but not too respectable when you are entertaining visitors.

4. It is possible to Keep Up Waaaaay Too Much With The Kardashians.


Auntie Linda said...

It was great seeing you today Ali and watching the babies roll around. Remember, curtains closed, lavender sachet, and classical music - oh I forgot, a smile on your face. I love you soooo much.

Anonymous said...

I love that you still have your sense of humor through all of this. I have been praying for you and your babies. Let me know if there's anything I can do for you from afar. -- Peggy

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