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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Pretend Play

My big girl is getting a warped view of the whole childbirth process as a result of this hospital stay. She told me over the phone what she and her dolly were up to:

Mom, my baby just won't stay in my belly! She is driving me crazy!

Oh yeah?

Yeah. I have to stay at the hop-sital because she keeps trying to swim out of here. Settle down, baby! I'm like, awk-ward.

What do the doctors say?

They say I have to stay in the bed and watch TV so the baby stays in me.

Oh, so it's the TV that does it?

Yeah. Cartoons.

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