You Know You're Pregnant With Twins If...

1. You have to cut the bands of your maternity underwear so that you can still put them on.

2. People have been saying things like, "I predict that this will be the meal that'll do it," and, "You are enormous!" for about a month now.

3. The only pajamas that fit you are your husband's t-shirts and boxers, and even that's pushing it.

4. You wake yourself up snoring at least 3 times a night.

5. Your daughter tells you that you have no lap left, yet that doesn't stop her from trying to sit on the tiny real estate that is your knees or from falling off.

6. Your latest hot look is the compression stocking with flip-flops. It goes well with the new minivan.