Boy Crazy

I don't know what I'm going to do with my child. She is only 4 1/2 and she is already boy crazy. No, I guess I should say male crazy. Our latest experiences:

Seeing a guy in a suit walking across the grocery store parking lot:

Oooh! He's fancy! I want to marry him!

Seeing the look on my face and remembering our 50 billion conversations about this very topic, she added - When I'm 30 and after we go on lots of dates to see if he's kind and smart and funny.


Seeing a 9 year old kid in the hallway of the doctor's office building yesterday:

Oooh! He looks great! I'm gonna marry him. Ooooooh!

Needless to say the boy melted into a puddle of red...


Talking to her about her cousin Ethan and how he's growing up so much:

Oooh! Is he getting big enough for me to marry? I'm gonna marry him!!!!

Next on the lecture list - the inappropriateness of marrying family...