Greatest Hits - 16 months

1. Did you know that baby poop actually comes out in the same form as adults'? You can prove this theory to yourself by letting your child crawl around without a diaper (and STILL YET we haven't learned!). Apparently it only gets its baby poop look by being sat on repeatedly until the diaper is changed.

2. If a cow says moo.... it also stands to reason that when you mention the couch, it will also say moo...

3. This is how brave our little girl is: After getting 4 shots in her legs at the doctors, she clung to Mommy. As she hung on for dear life, she patted Mommy's back. Can you imagine? She is terrified and she is patting Mommy's back. She teaches us something about how to be a better person every day...

4. The state of PA gave us a handy guide to stimulating language in a young child. Apparently you are to knock out all words other than nouns and verbs. This was Mommy today: 'Mama potty. Mama come back. Mama hurry. Ana wait. Mama potty. Mama done. Mama wash. Here come Mama. Here come Mama, Ana!' Apparently it is not good enough to narrate your entire day to your child; you must also do it while channeling Tonto.