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Greatest Hits - 2 years 11 months

1. Is it a bad thing when you want to buy your thirteen-year-old mother's helper a drink when her shift ends?

2. There is no reason why you cannot bite an ice cream cone from the end. There is especially no reason when you have been dressed entirely too cutely in a not cheap Janie and Jack outfit with your hair freshly washed. Why shouldn't you insist that you are "a big girl!" and can "do it myself!" so that there is no hope of salvaging the look. It is even better when you refuse to have it wiped out of your hair, take a nap on it, and create the biggest freakin' rat's nest ever created during one small nap time, such that it has to be cut out and only disposed of by flushing it down the toilet because of your aforementioned hair phobia. Take that for why you should eat an ice cream the "regular" way like all the other little children are doing!

3. "A-B-C-D-E-F-Stinky, H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Stinky, Q-R-Stinky, T-U-Stinky, W-X-Stinky, Y-and-Stinky, Now I know my Stinky, Stinky, Stinky, Next time won't you Stinky with me.

4. Ana likes to bust Mommy, making Mommy realize that she needs to shape up her act because Ana is much too observant. Mommy and Ana were speeding home the other day because Ana announced that she needed to "put poo-poo in the potty". Nothing will make Mommy move faster!! Mommy and Ana made it safely to the garage and Mommy told Ana to hang in there, that she would run to the door and unlock it so that Ana could rush in. Ana said, "I know! I'm a big Mommy. I can do like this!" and ran holding her crotch. She must have learned that from her other Mommy.